Welcome to My Head

how-to-speak-winchester:

THIS IS WHAT I CALL TRUE FRIENDSHIP

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

They should lock him up.

justnerdgirlproblems:

suggested by jhutch-fangirl 

theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

crazypirate:

ianbrooks:

I Know That Feel, Bro by Chris Gerringer

Chris Gerringer knows that feel. And it turns out, several different characters from across the geek globe know that feel too, linking them in ways that brings them all closer together. Whether it’s mourning dead parents with Batman and Harry Potter, tight living spaces with Pikachu and Aladdin’s Genie, or the demoted scientific status of the Triceratops and Pluto. I know most (hip) people have probably seen some of these before, but Chris’ series is so endearing and so right fucking on that it deserves one last look. I hope you know that feel too.

Artist: deviantart / tumblr / society6


rebelrebelrose:

I reblog this everytime it comes around because he really did

deadlightsgirl:

NOOOO!!! I refuse to make clones of SpongeBob so Gracie can force me to watch him MORE! NOOOO!
ninewheels:

mewiet:

ihateallthepeople:

Looks like I’m switching lives with a Teletubby. Kill me.

Apparently I’m best friends with a Teletubby.
What even?

Why yes, my mom is one of my best friends.


I’m replacing the human population with unicorns!

deadlightsgirl:

NOOOO!!! I refuse to make clones of SpongeBob so Gracie can force me to watch him MORE! NOOOO!

ninewheels:

mewiet:

ihateallthepeople:

Looks like I’m switching lives with a Teletubby. Kill me.

Apparently I’m best friends with a Teletubby.

What even?

Why yes, my mom is one of my best friends.

I’m replacing the human population with unicorns!